teacher: alright class thats all for today goodb—
enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes
my follower count is my birth year
did you know jesus personally?
you know whats better than a mozerella stick?
37 mozzarella sticks
casual reminder that you’re probably supposed to be doing something right now that’s not tumblr
Real life: most common eye color is brown
Literature: eye color is anything but brown